A University Professor came to my cell and complained about some problems he had. And I said to him:

A University Professor came to my cell and complained about some problems he had. And I said to him:
"Professor, you have these problems from your mother's womb."
The teacher started crying.
And I tell him:
"You, a University Professor, are crying?"
And he answered me:
"You are a righteous elder, but your words have a profound meaning for me. My mother used to tell me that when I was in her womb, my father kicked her in the abdomen to expel me."
And the elder adds:
"My child, in a wonderful way as if I saw the belly of this teacher's mother, at the time of her pregnancy! God enlightens me, to see and say what I say!"

St. Porphyrios